10 Things I've Learned About Parenting Toddlers
- You might as well give up now on keeping everyone else from catching what the first kid is sick with.
- They want to eat. All of the time. Regardless of how tired you are.
- Whatever they aren’t allowed to get into will always be the primary thing they want to get into.
- According to kids, the best time to have dance parties is at 2:30am.
- When faced with going to bed or staying up because the kids are finally asleep and the house is quiet, you really stop to weigh your options. Both are a commodity that you don’t have enough of.
- Someone staying with the kids for 10 minutes so that you can run through the Sonic Happy Hour Drive-Through by yourself is seriously a mini-vacation.
- It doesn’t matter how much you baby proof, they will either learn to climb, figure out how to escape, or use the force to get whatever you put out of reach.
- It can be exactly the same food that they ate and loved yesterday, but if it’s a different shape today, then it’s a no go.
- Optimal pooping time is right as they are being loaded into the car.
- Mealtime facials will always occur right before a new friend and his mom come over to play or a photo shoot is scheduled to happen.
And a Bonus!
11. That stuffed bunny is worth 50x it’s weight in gold. It's worth buying a back-up off of Ebay.
11. That stuffed bunny is worth 50x it’s weight in gold. It's worth buying a back-up off of Ebay.
I'm sure you have more to add to my list. What have you learned about parenting toddlers?
I only have 1 toddler at the moment, but I totally agree with these! 5 and 6 are my favorite!
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Even though my boys are 4, I can totally relate to #5. Which reminds me, I should really get to bed...
ReplyDeleteYou are amazing parenting four at once--I wouldn't even want to parent one!
ReplyDeleteI don't have kids, but I do know that when I am around my 18 mo nephew all these things happen and I question how my sister does it. You and Sean are ROCKSTARS! Ps. love the pic of you and the kiddos at the top. :)
ReplyDeleteVery true! Especially #5. My twins are chaos at this age, I can't imagine having 4 this age! A couple more from me-
ReplyDelete*They have to flood the bathroom every time they get a bath (which as you know may be a couple times a day from how messy they get!). My bathroom has the cleanest floor in the house because it's constantly getting drenched in water for me to clean up.
*And to go along with the bathroom- toilet paper is not allowed to stay on the roll, it's either in a pile on the floor or they try to flush the whole thing down the toilet with anything else available (we had to remove our toilet to get a toy hot dog out a few months ago).
*Even if you have multiple toys that are exactly the same, they will fight over the same one.
*Any time they can take off their diaper, they will. If it's poopy, they will play with it. (My boys still have to be pinned into their zippered PJs)
*Markers are obviously made to create temporary tattoos or wall art, not draw on paper.
In reference to #9, I find that my children most clearly (and loudly) communicate this time when we are in a crowded grocery store line, library, or other area around "the public".
ReplyDelete"Moooom, I gotta go poooop!". I have accepted that this will ultimately give someone a laugh for the day, and that's fine with me. :)
Also, to Kara above, I give used towels another use before washing by lining my bathroom floor liberally during bathtime. Easier than the constant reminders to "quit splashing!". :)
The 11 items above are spot on! I know what's it like with 1 kiddo, let alone 4 at the same age... :)
ReplyDeleteGreat tip! "I give used towels another use before washing by lining my bathroom floor liberally during bathtime. Easier than the constant reminders to "quit splashing!"." -- I will have to try that! I get tired of telling my daughter to "quit splashing" or "keep the water in the tub".
Love it! We really relate to #7. Baby proofing/toddler proofing lasts as long as it takes for them to figure out how to undo it!
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